i keep em knee deep.
photoshoots are not glamorous. in case you were wondering.
if you needed a list of things that are not easy, i happen to have one right here:
1. finding someone to sublet a room in a house full of wily-ass MC's, especially when the room smells like sweat, 40oz malt liquor and has a smashed in door that doesn't shut from when this dude walked in on one of the MCs fucking his girlfriend.
2. getting people to call you back about the loft you want to rent in nyc.
3. being smart. cuz ignorance is bliss.
4. not charging those god damn chanel sunglasses to the AMEX.
5. looking at the AMEX bill.
6. looking at kanye in this fucking outfit without getting violent. david la chapelle, are you responsible for this? because if you are, fuck you.
(the only --and i mean ONLY-- good thing about this shot is the hot girl with the afro on the left.)
7. understanding how pete dougherty is still not in jail. don't they have laws in the UK? come on.
8. not vomiting while listening to your chihuahua obsessively lick its penis and dutch oven the room chihuahua style with it's breath for four hours . (i can only say biggie ENOUGH so many times before it loses effect.)
if you needed a list of things that are not easy, i happen to have one right here:
1. finding someone to sublet a room in a house full of wily-ass MC's, especially when the room smells like sweat, 40oz malt liquor and has a smashed in door that doesn't shut from when this dude walked in on one of the MCs fucking his girlfriend.
2. getting people to call you back about the loft you want to rent in nyc.
3. being smart. cuz ignorance is bliss.
4. not charging those god damn chanel sunglasses to the AMEX.
5. looking at the AMEX bill.
6. looking at kanye in this fucking outfit without getting violent. david la chapelle, are you responsible for this? because if you are, fuck you.
(the only --and i mean ONLY-- good thing about this shot is the hot girl with the afro on the left.)7. understanding how pete dougherty is still not in jail. don't they have laws in the UK? come on.
8. not vomiting while listening to your chihuahua obsessively lick its penis and dutch oven the room chihuahua style with it's breath for four hours . (i can only say biggie ENOUGH so many times before it loses effect.)
posted by dee goldie at 12:46 PM
6 Comments:
yeah, when the dog tries to both gas chamber it's self... yeah, time to get a gold fish
yeah I have seen that pic of fuck face getting his cat high..if that happened in the states, well...he would be Michael Vicked.
Kanye's shoes made me throw up a lil in my mouth. Stick to titty pics.
P.S. What the hell is Fishy doin there?
P.S. Tell him I tried to call him a coupla times but it kept sayin his number was no longer listed or some shit like that.
I've been meaning to brush my dog's teeth. And her farts are worse than mine, and sneaky and silent too. I got some "used" Chanel sunglasses at my favorite vintage jewelry shop for 13 bucks. Pink, with rhinestones, totally tacky, very ME. Of course they're all scratched up now. I never pay lots of money for sunglasses.
also, nice colorblock vest, Kayne, Jesus, looks like something a four-year-old would wear.
...the yellow sneakers do not help.
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