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usually indian food is my magical hangover cure, but not today. i thought it would heal me with it's usual benevolent power, but instead made my stomach feel like i just smoked crystal meth.

it is tricky, that palak paneer. one day it's the best thing for a hangover since xanax and the next day it's worse for your stomach than an eightball and a triple latte.

chanel orange blossom nail polish and adidas trackpants are also not a hangover cure, but they help.