i hate fergie
last night: weird sexless orgy dream about some childhood friends, my aunt and uncle, and some other choice individuals that don't belong anywhere near my bed.
first thing this morning, before coffee: depressing email concerning someone i love very much
next thing this morning, after coffee: reply to email and be sad concerning someone i love very much
ENTIRE FUCKING DAY: stress about money.
now: hating on the black eyed peas for ruining themselves with fergie.
also now: wondering if i'm paranoid for being scared of my United flight into La Guardia on september 11.
later: realize the black eyed peas sucked before fergie.
right after that: go to gym
alternate right after that: drink wine, eat xanax
posted by dee goldie at 5:20 PM
5 Comments:
I Love Fergie.
I'm stressed about money too! We match.
Wendy sucks. I used to love that combo of wine and Xanax. Mmmm...Xaaanaaaaaaax.
Just joking Wendy. It's just that Fergie makes bile bubble up into my mouth...that's all.
fergie is the worst thing to happen to music since Gwen Stef...
steph...
steph-all over the ability to write a song!
i can't decide how i feel about qwen stefani. on one hand, she's really talented. on the other hand, her music is fucking annoying. so i don't know, really, how i feel about her. but she's pretty hot.
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