great story, compelling and rich

just went into the roommate's room to pack some books that were in there. Laying on his bed is this crumpled High Society that i guess has been in the house for over a year. you know, passed around. there's two girls on the front doing the Naked Vagina Pyramid, a tricky and highly complicated move that you may or may not be aware of.

i just spent 3 hours painting over graffiti downstairs so the new roommate that got tricked into living here doesn't think she's moving in with a bunch of hip hop derelicts, which she is.

all i want is a glass of champagne but i drank it all last night while obsessing over Vice Do and Don'ts.

Kim Jong-il.