fuckin marriage.

i fully intend on getting married one day, but for now, is it wrong of me to feel that marriage is kind of selfish? it's great for the bride and groom, but unless it is you actually getting married, the whole fiasco goes like this: spend a million dollars that you don't even have (on your credit card) and fly half way around the fucking world with your nicest clothes and hope they don't get ruined in your luggage and then get to the wedding and spend another million dollars of credit on a shitty hotel that you share with twenty other broke ass people and go to the wedding and listen to "you are the wind beneath my wings" and then go to the reception dinner and sit next to an aunt of the groom that you don't know and make small talk and drink cheap champagne while people make speeches that are more painful than nails on a chalk board and then you dance to some music that an aging dj plays including but not limited to "the chicken dance", and then you get really fucking drunk and eat a hotdog at the midnight buffet and get ketchup on your expensive bustier or even worse they don't even HAVE a midnight buffet so you go to Jack-in-the-Box at 3 am in you expensive bustier, and then you make out with someone you should NOT make out with (this happens every time, and you know it) then you wake up the next morning embarrassed about how drunk you were and you hate yourself.