things i learned in vegas
1. the skinny jean is fucking disgusting and everyone and their fucking fag hag in LA and Vegas is wearing it. Dear everyone and their fag hag: take the fucking skinny jeans off. they do NOT look good on you. if they do look good on you it's because you are really really hot and would look even hotter in something else.
seriously, the skinny jean. fuck the "things i learned in vegas" post. (okay, i'll sum it up: beige is really in for fall '06, giant foil screenprints will be on EVERYTHING, skulls in swarovski crystals will be on every hoodie in the world, and i rock at roulette.) so back to the skinny jeans. imagine the worst nasty, pasty, cigarrette smoking, eye liner wearing, asymetrical mother fucking edward scissor hands hair rocking, bad skin having white guy. pretty gross, right? now imagine him in tights made out of denim that bunch at the ankle and drape off his no-ass and gape over his crack. great. this is how EVERYONE looks in the skinny jean, i don't care if you are a 6' model or jared fucking leto, you look disgusting and contrived. take off your fucking fanny pack and find some pants you can fit your wallet in.
seriously, the skinny jean. fuck the "things i learned in vegas" post. (okay, i'll sum it up: beige is really in for fall '06, giant foil screenprints will be on EVERYTHING, skulls in swarovski crystals will be on every hoodie in the world, and i rock at roulette.) so back to the skinny jeans. imagine the worst nasty, pasty, cigarrette smoking, eye liner wearing, asymetrical mother fucking edward scissor hands hair rocking, bad skin having white guy. pretty gross, right? now imagine him in tights made out of denim that bunch at the ankle and drape off his no-ass and gape over his crack. great. this is how EVERYONE looks in the skinny jean, i don't care if you are a 6' model or jared fucking leto, you look disgusting and contrived. take off your fucking fanny pack and find some pants you can fit your wallet in.
posted by dee goldie at 8:00 PM
3 Comments:
Amen sister!
i'm quite concerned i own some skinny jeans...do they sell them at the thrift store?
I tried on some skinny jeans at Old Navy the other day and I was immediately transported back to 1986 and I was a hairband rockerchick with white pumps and a fringed leather jacket. It was GROSS. Gimme my bootcuts any day.
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