kate moss is disappointing me.

Kate Moss is probably my favorite supermodel. (okay, after naomi campbell.) i don't care that she got caught doing lines in someone's studio instead of taking care of her daughter. anyone surprised that kate moss was a coke head was probably also surprised that lance bass was gay. but i have to say, kate has been kind of disappointing lately.


now don't get me wrong, i love kate moss. I don't care what anyone says, heroin chic is hot, skinny models are hot, and kate moss is hot. except in real life.

in real life she looks like a wack East Ender with scary english teeth and makes me want to do a "tragedy of" about her. The problem is that she looks consistently hot as a model, so i can't show her gradual crumble into trash. It's like she's two people: 1) the fucking hot model that makes coke seem like a good idea, and 2) the disgusting trash that makes you hate yourself for ever doing coke.
so in her honor i've come up with a new weekly post called "the mystery of..." which i will write in addition to "the tragedy of" segments that i love. so here is the inaugural "mystery of" post, dedicated to kate moss' crazy ass. She looks like this:
but she has sex with this:

how does shit like this happen? it's the mystery of kate...