Tuesday, January 06, 2009

joaquin phoenix did not preserve the sexy



WTF Joaquin? Puffy is staring at your crazy homeless-looking ass in total disbelief, and quite frankly, so am i.

in other news, my business partner wants me to do fitness bootcamp before work three times a week. fuck that. if i need to step up my fitness game i'll stop eating sugar and go to yoga. if i need to step up my weight loss game i'll stop eating at all and go to my drug dealer. either way, the last thing i need is a new jersey soccer mom yelling at me to do more sit-ups.

5 Comments:

Blogger liz said...

Ugh, fitness bootcamp sounds like hell. Joaquin looks like Jim Morrison did right before he died--all hairy and puffy and sad. saaaaaaad.

1/10/2009 12:36 PM  
Blogger E Flo said...

ahh! How depressing!

1/14/2009 4:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but the eyes...look at the eyes
the same

1/16/2009 11:14 AM  
Blogger Virginie said...

is he supposed to be planning a character from some movie or is this the "in between" joaquin?
is his hair in a ponytail or is that some kind of hair cut gone wrong??
i have SO many questions...

3/16/2010 9:35 AM  
Blogger La Dick said...

that was from last year when he was trying to be a "rapper" (read: publicity stunt.) i have no idea what the deal is with his hair but it looks like it might be trying to escape. i'm pretty sure he's better now.

3/16/2010 9:39 AM  

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