this is the best you could do? *IMPORTANT UPDATES AT BOTTOM!

about a month ago, i pointedly erased all celebrity gossip links from my bookmarks. i didn't like the fact that i really was entertained by the lives and outfits of people who, at the end of the day, are really just that: people.

who gives a fuck if mischa barton looks like a farmer in her retarded high waisted jeans? who cares if beyonce is so far from understanding fashion that she resorts to dressing like an acrobat? who cares if kate moss used to be a fine ass white girl and then crumbled into crackheadom? (okay, i kind of care about that one. it was a funny and well documented demise.)

anyway, the point is that i haven't been to perezhilton, dlisted, or the superficial for over a month and i feel pretty good. i'm taking it one day at a time. if i do have the urge to go to one of those sites i transfer the energy to something more productive and less mean, like cuteoverload.com which is like prozac. and i feel like i'm a better person for it. i was sort of raised buddhist, after all, and despite the fact that i'm a ravenous carnivore and i don't meditate, i like to stay true to the precepts.

but then i saw this picture. (on yahoo.com. it was a battle between paris and britney. who looked worse on halloween or something.) above it were links to the latest jena news, some iraq stuff, oj and his latest assault on the justice system, and some other shit that no one clicked on because holy fuck it's britney spears and paris hilton in a COSTUME BATTLE. here it is again.


more money than god, stylists, work out instructors, plastic surgery like a motherfucker, etc. and this retarded camouflage atrocity and this Frederick's of Hollywood/5 year old tap dance recital trainwreck are the best you can do?

i think britney wins because at least she made an attempt at a recognizable costume. if you look at her feet she's clearly trying to be dorothy from the wizard of oz. those are obviously ruby slippers. (granted she probably put them on by accident while trying to multitask railing coke, feeding her sons mountain dew and giving head. okay that was mean. i have no idea if she was giving head. see? this is what celebrity gossip does to you. i makes you assume things based on what people are wearing and it's totally unfair.)

that's all i have to say. i've already wasted enough of my life on this shit. i just couldn't let this one slide. i mean for fuck's sake, if your entire life is going to be about spending money on clothes and looking good, at least do it right.

in other news, guess who wears the pants in the apartment:

pussy.


*UPDATE! UPDATE!
she's a cat, not dorothy. my bad.


UPDATE AGAIN!
she's lolita. sorry for the misunderstanding.

i mean, wait, she's a...


...okay... yeah, i seriously have no idea where to go with this.


but i love how her handler in the back seat with the pink hair is like "seriously, would you stop encouraging her for fuck's sake???"
*UPDATE TWO! i can not make this shit up. paris hilton wore this, and i quote,"because the troops are having a hard time right now and they can't really celebrate halloween, so this is a little shout out to them."

it's shit like this that made me delete all my bookmarks in the first place.