this is a boring post concerning boring details of my day. so if you get heinously bored, it's your own fault for reading, you've been warned.

you know what i think is totally retarded? how fucking expensive trash cans are. seriously, why is it impossible to find something to put my trash in that doesn't cost $24.99? i know for a fact that the 25 bucks i'm about to spend on some trendy "Loft Collection" stainless steel trashcan could pay for a year's worth of food for the entire family of the eight year old girl in china that stamped it out in the factory that owns her until she pays her way out of slavery by making less stamping out trashcans than i do sketching a T shirt.

(i rock ruff and stuff)

and another thing, why can't i find limoncello glasses ANYwhere?


and also, if you are an up and coming fashion designer please take this rule and memorize it, follow it very carefully, and don't ever break it: DO NOT use silk chantung AT ALL. no one wears it, saks fifth avenue does NOT want to see it on a line sheet and you will look like a fashion student. the only exceptions to this rule are 1. if you are john galliano and are using 57 1/2 yards for a couture dress that will only see the light of day for 26 glorious seconds on the runway or 2. you are in the business of making the Matron of Honor dresses or other ceremonial garments including but not limited to Flower Girl dresses and My Bridesmaids Better Look Fucking Ugly Because This is MY Day So Help Me God Bridesmaid's dresses.