Friday, November 03, 2006

money can't buy class...

...or a MTV Europe Music award, apparently.
I have to say, i'm actually kind of excited about finally being able to talk shit about Kanye West and have something non-subjective to back it up. I have always thought Kanye was wack, mostly because EVERY flow he has ever spit has exactly the same downward inflection which is fucking annoying. Plus his arrogance is actually visible in most pictures of him, kind of like Dr. Rey's gayness radiates from him on Dr. 90210. But I digress.

So Kanye doesn't win the best video award and by now we've already hear his pathetic ass quotes...but here they are again anyway, just for fun:

"Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit! If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (Justice and Simian, the award winners), but hell man."
Then he goes on to say:
"I haven't seen (the winning video). Possibly it could have been quite good but no way better than Touch The Sky. That is complete bullshit, I paid a million. Obviously it's not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV. It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award."


Dear Kanye
,

If a million dollars, Pamela Anderson, and canyon jumping can't make your video worth voting for, then you are WACK. Spending money does not entitle you to awards. The point of Hip Hop is not spending money and being the king of videos. It's not flying in helicopters and trying to make good TV. In fact, it's the complete opposite. You aren't the "Savior of Hip Hop", Kanye, you are the direct cause of it's downfall. The Savior of Hip Hop will not be sponsored by Pepsi. End of fucking discussion.
Love,
Dee


Here is the link in case you want to follow along with the shit talking i'm about to do:

First of all, the beastie boys already beat you to the 70's style cut and zoom video with Sabotage, which happened, oh, a DECADE AGO. Not to mention that the song sounds like every other roc-a-fella beat and the lyrics don't flow at all. He doesn't seem to even hear the beat, much less ride it. and what the FUCK is up with the fake ass cardboard-looking rocket? is it a joke? how much did that shit cost? because if i were you, i'd ask Chris Milk for my million dollars back.

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