Okay, i finished the book thing.

1. BOOK(s) THAT CHANGED YOUR LIFE:

• The Dancing Wu Li Masters
• The Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Teachings of Buddha
  

2. ONE BOOK THAT YOU HAVE READ MORE THAN ONCE:

• Jitterbug Perfume
  

3. ONE BOOK YOU WOULD WANT ON A DESERT ISLAND:

• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Unabridged 5 Part Trilogy. It never stops giving.
  

4. ONE BOOK THAT MADE YOU LAUGH:

• Is it bad that I can't think of a single book that made me laugh? i'm such a hard ass.
  

5. ONE BOOK THAT MADE YOU CRY:

• Night by Elie Wiesel
  

6. ONE BOOK YOU WISH YOU HAD WRITTEN:

• Blink
  
• The Tipping Point
  

7. ONE BOOK YOU WISH HAD NEVER BEEN WRITTEN:

• The Bible. Seriously.
  

8. ONE BOOK YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING:

• An Anthropologist on Mars
  

9. ONE BOOK YOU HAVE BEEN MEANING TO READ:

• Freakonomics
• The Fountainhead
  

10. ONE BOOK YOU ARE GLAD YOU OWN:

• Old old old copies of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.
  

11. ONE BOOK THAT MUST BE READ ALOUD:

• The Mason Williams Reading Matter

"See them hors deurves, ain't they sweet?
Little piece of cheese, little piece of meat."