men prove their worthlessness once again...
by totally fucking up their list of the 99 hottest women of 2006 on AskMen.com.
The list starts off with no surprises, naming Jessica Alba as the most desirable woman in the world. Eh, she's hot, I guess. She's got a nice body (who wouldn't if they had her trainer/money...if you have her money and don't get a trainer like hers you are a total asshole, by the way.) and she's got a great face and she's a semi-decent actress.
Then the list goes on to name a bunch of hot women who all sort of look the same in a playboy kind of way.
Then comes the fucked up part of the list: LUCY LIU IS number 93. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This would probably be okay if the rest of the people on the list 1-94 were hotter than her, but guess who surpassed her:
86. Hilary Duff. NOT hotter than Lucy Liu. Not really hotter than anyone, actually.
84. Alyson Hannigan. okay, i take Hillary Duff back. she's WAY hotter than alyson hannigan. There is NOTHING SEXY about alyson hannigan.
64. Jennifer Garner. Lucy Liu OWNS jennifer garner, come ON. Jennifer Garner looks like a farm girl.
Lindsay Lohan is in there somewhere, which i guess i understand. She's really annoying, but the only ugly part of her is her vagina, so i get why she's on the list.
Then, the final injustice, number 38, Kate Bosworth. please see below pictures:
In this one i understand why guys like her. She's blond, she can surf sort of, and she has nice abs.
even here, i can understand, even though her head is starting to look a little out of proportion.
Then she just starts looking scary. I'm pretty sure ET is the only one allowed to have shoulders like this:
and then there is the infamous alien chest picture:
Somebody exlplain this shit to me. What about anorexic freakshows do men find attractive? In my book a sexy, healthy, shining Lucy Liu is always a higher number than a crazy starving white girl.
The list starts off with no surprises, naming Jessica Alba as the most desirable woman in the world. Eh, she's hot, I guess. She's got a nice body (who wouldn't if they had her trainer/money...if you have her money and don't get a trainer like hers you are a total asshole, by the way.) and she's got a great face and she's a semi-decent actress.
Then the list goes on to name a bunch of hot women who all sort of look the same in a playboy kind of way.
Then comes the fucked up part of the list: LUCY LIU IS number 93. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
This would probably be okay if the rest of the people on the list 1-94 were hotter than her, but guess who surpassed her:
86. Hilary Duff. NOT hotter than Lucy Liu. Not really hotter than anyone, actually.
84. Alyson Hannigan. okay, i take Hillary Duff back. she's WAY hotter than alyson hannigan. There is NOTHING SEXY about alyson hannigan.
64. Jennifer Garner. Lucy Liu OWNS jennifer garner, come ON. Jennifer Garner looks like a farm girl.
Lindsay Lohan is in there somewhere, which i guess i understand. She's really annoying, but the only ugly part of her is her vagina, so i get why she's on the list.
Then, the final injustice, number 38, Kate Bosworth. please see below pictures:
In this one i understand why guys like her. She's blond, she can surf sort of, and she has nice abs.
even here, i can understand, even though her head is starting to look a little out of proportion.
Then she just starts looking scary. I'm pretty sure ET is the only one allowed to have shoulders like this:
and then there is the infamous alien chest picture:
Somebody exlplain this shit to me. What about anorexic freakshows do men find attractive? In my book a sexy, healthy, shining Lucy Liu is always a higher number than a crazy starving white girl.
posted by dee goldie at 3:03 PM
5 Comments:
holeeeeshite - someone give that girl a cheetoh! and even when she wasn't scary, she still wasn't hotter than Lucy. and i don't think dudes think crazy skinny girls are hot, do they? maybe the askmen.com survey was faked?
Amen to the Kate Bosworth shizzle... call it what it is (ANOREXIA) instead of politely asking them if they think they have an eating problem... They need to start a "Celebrity Intervention" TV show... if they can stage interventions on real peeps and put it on TV, then they can do it for the gross skinny fucked-up celebs...
I know, the whole anorexia fiasco in hollywood is insanity.
I think the askmen.com survey is real, and i tried to check out the characteristics that women were rated on to get their ranking, but the link wasn't working. surprise surprise.
I'm sure it was like:
rate of blondness 1-10
size of DSLs 1-10
ratio of hotness to stupidity 1-10
(i'm sure that's how jessica simpson got to be #12)
ability to be seen and not heard 1-10
I think all the nonsense in the media surrounding the "adoration" of anorexic women is perpetuated by gay men high on crystal meth. The only thin woman I have ever adored is Kate Moss. I can't help it. As to to other, being a blonde I am biased, but how many "real" blondes ARE there in the world? We are scarce.
i also adore kate moss. she STARTED heroin chic, so she can be as skinny as she wants. and realistically, she's not that skinny, she's just a well proportioned cokehead.
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