what it is is what it is

Okay, okay, i love nicole richie, and i think she looks hotter now than when she was a fat smackhead. But come ON, she is clearly anorexic. I just want a simple confession.
"I admit it, I'm anorexic. I was a fat unhealty junky and I looked gross. So i stopped eating for a while, and lost the weight. Now i'm addicted to starving instead of heroin, and I can't stop."


now don't get me wrong, she looks worlds better as a skinny celebutante than a trashy junky, as clearly illustrated by the above and below pictures.
But I think she's really going the wrong direction with her weight problem. Spending all this time and energy going on talk shows to tell everyone she's just stressed out and naturally skinny or some shit is the wrong way to gain weight. While she's opening her mouth constantly to talk about her weight she could just as easily be eating instead of talking, which would solve the problem. Nicole, i'm here for you. I would love to take over the postion of your clearly incapable nutritionist, so have one of your handlers send me an email and we'll get started.