right now i'm at that magic level of brokeassness where i just don't give a fuck anymore.
i've recently reached a new level of poverty. all the old college survival tips are back in effect.
stealing toilet paper, for example. and using old jam for sweetener in tea. i'm thinking about taking change in to buy 1/2 & 1/2 because tea isn't the same without 1/2 & 1/2 and it's especially not the same with jam instead of honey.
every last cent is sunk in the business. this will be funny one day when i look back and laugh about how broke i was when i was trying to get this shit off the ground. but it's really not funny now. if this goes on much longer i'll be forced to research ways to cook chihuahua.
(sleep with one eye open, homie)
stealing toilet paper, for example. and using old jam for sweetener in tea. i'm thinking about taking change in to buy 1/2 & 1/2 because tea isn't the same without 1/2 & 1/2 and it's especially not the same with jam instead of honey.
every last cent is sunk in the business. this will be funny one day when i look back and laugh about how broke i was when i was trying to get this shit off the ground. but it's really not funny now. if this goes on much longer i'll be forced to research ways to cook chihuahua.
(sleep with one eye open, homie)
posted by dee goldie at 8:52 AM
7 Comments:
Well y'all look hot at least. I'll send ramen.
u do look hot.
The answer to your question is fry it!!
Whats the Biz? Did I miss that post or is it a secret?
franki, would you mind sending honey instead? =)
good things about being broke:
1. you get to lose weight!
bad things about being broke:
1. feeding your dog twice a day is depressing because you realize that she eats better than you
thanks for the tip sage, frying really does make everything edible! hmmm...fried paper? that means biggie could live AND i'd get to eat dinner. you're the best.
oh, and the business: i own a clothing company. I just don't mention it on this blog because i talk too much shit for my own good. i don't want to get blackballed before i've built my empire.
riza, seriously, i give myself about another week before i'm sharing the dog food with biggie.
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