oh yeah, and this:
yesterday i pulled out a package of frozen buffalo from the buffalo my dad shot so that it could defrost for dinner tonight. (yes, my dad shot a buffalo with a 6 foot rifle that he made from scratch with his bare hands. i couldn't make this shit up. my dad could definitely kick your dad's ass. seriously.)
anyway, we cooked buffalo burgers tonight and they seemed kind of weird and sausagey and that's because they actually were sausage. which means that i ate a 1/3 lb sausage patty for dinner tonight fulfilling my sausage needs for at least the next 27 years. because that's how i roll. and the moral of the story is not that you should check what's coming out of the freezer, it's that yes, sausage is a sneaky little fucker and it will make you eat a whole burger of it if you let it.
anyway, we cooked buffalo burgers tonight and they seemed kind of weird and sausagey and that's because they actually were sausage. which means that i ate a 1/3 lb sausage patty for dinner tonight fulfilling my sausage needs for at least the next 27 years. because that's how i roll. and the moral of the story is not that you should check what's coming out of the freezer, it's that yes, sausage is a sneaky little fucker and it will make you eat a whole burger of it if you let it.
posted by dee goldie at 8:20 PM
1 Comments:
Hee hee hee... that totally makes me laugh! You had 'mystery meat'... extra funny that you continued to eat the damn thing, even after the discovery of sausage-ness was made...
:)
OH my word verification below says "CUTLEY". Good word.
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