here are some things that happened this week.

first of all, i found a FUCKING SCORPION in my FUCKING KITCHEN which means i moving away immediately, fuck this desert shit. I have said since day one that i will live here on a scorpion dependent basis which means that the minute a greasy hairy shiny-ass scorpion shows up in this piece i am OUT and that has happened so here i go. peaaaace.

number two, i quit one of my jobs today. fuck yeah, quitting. it feels soooooo good. i have big things coming up, major huge crazy things that are almost happening even now.

three, i found this fucking picture on someone else's blog and i stole that shit immediately because it is so funny i sent it to 34 people.
if that doesn't make you laugh out loud you have lost the will to live. unless you aren't laughing because you have already seen this and it's old news and i am behind the times. well whatever that is what happens when you work 984750324987 jobs you get a little behind the times, okay?