Wednesday, November 29, 2006

smackheads write good and do other stuff good too

i'm such a sucker for documentaries. If someone had a 170 lb. tumor, i want to know about it in great detail. if someone smokes crystal meth on the regular in their mom's attic and she doesn't know about it until "captured" gets it on camera, i want to be there watching (from the comfort of my badass new couch.) If someone needs an intervention because they can't leave the house without touching the left side of the door frame 43 times in a row while singing "hyptnotize" by biggie, then i want to see what it's like to hang out with them for a few months via MTV. and if someone is getting new titties i better get to watch in the operating room (while hating on them because i still have the old tiny standard edition joints.)

anyway, the point of this post is to direct any fellow documentary junkies to junkylife.com where i go to get my fix of heavy drug use without the vile self-loathing that usually comes with it.

check it out if you think it's interesting when smackheads both glorify and hate on heroin in the same sentence.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwww...just that picture is enuff druggie documentary for me.

12/04/2006 6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just try to realize that there is no spoon.

12/06/2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger JBoombostick said...

I really like your style. May I stalk you?

Nice stalking not bad kind.

1/10/2007 7:01 AM  
Blogger dee goldie said...

yes, you can stalk me. but if i find you sniffing around in my underwear drawer late at night i'm calling the cops.

1/10/2007 7:10 AM  

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