finally a tight sag i don't hate

the tight sag phenom is one of those things that i feel physical rage about. i've never seen someone killing kittens with red hot pokers, so i'm not positive, but i'm pretty sure that the tight sag brings up the same amount of rage as witnessing a kitten slaughter. like...i HATE it. i hate it like i hate racism. or kanye. it's pretentious, ignorant, and obnoxious. for real.

anyway, fuck yeah Satchel of Gravel, you showed me the way to tight sag.

biggie gone wild

check out this insane tongue action.

now check out my gratuitous bang gallery:

bangs...yes? no?

UPDATE!!! The Golden Child is on tv! Cable just made itself totally worth my money.

So we got cable. I'm not a big fan of giving my hard earned money to mainstream media corporations...but it made the internet cheaper, and made getting a landline (which i need for the business) even cheaper, so we did it. Okay, fine, and I love intervention and they weren't updating the online episodes fast enough for my ravenous thirst for other people's addictions and fucked up lives. I guess through intervention i'm living vicariously what my life could have been like if i had an addictive personality. which i don't. except that i'm addicted to intervention.

anyway, what the fuck, cable? Orangutan Island??? We can't even use real humans for reality TV anymore? It really has come to the point where the obnoxious people on reality TV can be replaced with fucking orangutans and nobody cares/notices. i love it.


and what is worse, Orangutan Island, or Millionaire Matchmaker? Or is it really just the same shit?

I also thought this was funny--> Surprise in Diabetes Study: People with heart disease and diabetes may need to alter their habits. Seriously? That is such a breakthrough. Thank you, yahoo news. you are forever clearing up medical mysteries.

HHNT!

i had a naughtier one but it felt a little too naughty...

in other, non-revolutionary news...

...did you know they made carrots in this flavor?

congress, are you listening?

the least our government can do is take care of the people willing to give their lives for America.