Saturday, February 09, 2008


So we got cable. I'm not a big fan of giving my hard earned money to mainstream media corporations...but it made the internet cheaper, and made getting a landline (which i need for the business) even cheaper, so we did it. Okay, fine, and I love intervention and they weren't updating the online episodes fast enough for my ravenous thirst for other people's addictions and fucked up lives. I guess through intervention i'm living vicariously what my life could have been like if i had an addictive personality. which i don't. except that i'm addicted to intervention.

anyway, what the fuck, cable? Orangutan Island??? We can't even use real humans for reality TV anymore? It really has come to the point where the obnoxious people on reality TV can be replaced with fucking orangutans and nobody cares/notices. i love it.


and what is worse, Orangutan Island, or Millionaire Matchmaker? Or is it really just the same shit?


I also thought this was funny--> Surprise in Diabetes Study: People with heart disease and diabetes may need to alter their habits. Seriously? That is such a breakthrough. Thank you, yahoo news. you are forever clearing up medical mysteries.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol @ newsflash

Sugar surely nothing on TV surprises you. They want to make money and seeing how more people watched american idiots, I mean idol than watched every single super tuesday voting news shows combined, like 8 channels,
that tells you where the folks are doesn't it?

2/09/2008 7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See, with Orangutan Island, there's always the chance they might throw poo.

Oh wait.

We can see that on The Flavor of Love too.

Neverfuckingmind.

2/10/2008 5:45 AM  
Blogger dee goldie said...

i know, i'm kind of niaeve (sp?) about cable shows seeing as i haven't had cable in quite a while.

i understand reality TV (reality is stranger, and obviously cheaper to produce) than fiction, right? But ANIMALS? we really don't even care if we watch people do random shit all day? now we're satisfied watching animals with a narrator to turn the whole joint into a soap opera? oh man, i'm scared of america.

2/10/2008 8:39 AM  
Blogger dee goldie said...

franki i missed that particular flavor of love, which is fine because i saw enough shit to last me the rest of my life with two girls one cup. and i didn't even make it to the real cutty part...

2/10/2008 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be afraid be very afraid!
Its utter insanity.

2/10/2008 5:08 PM  
Blogger Krista said...

Hi hello thanks for commenting on my blog :)

We got cable to make internet cheaper. The only good things on are cartoons.

Ever heard of Merkat Manor? It's...something.

2/12/2008 6:49 PM  

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