jessica beil biel whatever

is almost the hottest white girl alive. even puffy thinks so, and you know he has high standards for women. (all gay men do.) okay, just kidding, i don't beleive the puffy is gay rumor. and no, i won't call him diddy.

today's post will be all about hot celebrities because i feel like being nice. it's not as fun as talking shit about them, but it's better for my soul.

kate moss has a fucking ridiculous body for a trashy east-ender. See how i did that? i managed to sneak some shit talking into my complement. i'm like a ninja with my sneaky wordplay.here's a pic of rhianna (sp?) defying gravity. this is the hottest picture of her ever. i had no idea her body was this slammin because i always got stuck trying to figure out what was wrong wiht her face. She's like if god put a ghetto booty on a gazelle.
and finally, victoria beckhams gorgeous dress and sexy robot body. i considered cropping her head out of the pic because her face ruins everything, but i didn't because that would be mean.