Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I hate these things v.1

  • things on surfaces, darling, things on surfaces (if you get that reference you are my favorite. or you are ket. who is my favorite.)
  • dust bunnies
  • unclean kitchens
  • appliances on counter tops (see "things on surfaces")
  • french pedicures. seriously. who wants their toenails to look so long that they have 1/4" of toenail growth?
  • the microwave. here's why.
  • neo-hippies. ugh.
  • jam bands
  • whitney houston's new look.
  • children. i try to like them. but i don't.
  • project runway assholes
  • the people at this number: 1.866.484.8292. They incessantly call my house at all hours of the day and all days of the week, even though I am on the "do not call" list, which is probably bullshit, but whatever. Please call the above number whenever you feel like it. If no one answers, leave them a five minute message of silence.
  • the sound of a kettle whistling. some people find the sound comforting. those people are totally insane.

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