Saturday, July 29, 2006

crackheads are everywhere

Somebody out there actually thought that the above picture was helpful in showing me the inside of the condo they had for rent. thank you. now i know how the house will look when i've been up for two days smoking crack and try to walk into the other room.

i'm moving out of my current place because it's in the middle of nowhere and takes either a 35 minute drive to get to anywhere we would want to go or a $100 cab ride which is retarded. I'm trying to do the responsible thing and look far in advance for a new place, but apparently no one in the apartment renting world understands that. Everything listed on craigslist is all "move in five days ago" or "half off rent for July" (i'm like of COURSE it should be half off, it is the END of july moron.)
when i do actually find something i would like to rent that doesn't require me to move in ten minutes from now, it is posted by some vague and unhelpful person that couldn't actually want to rent the place because their post says:
w/w, w/d, 2 bdrm, 2.5 bath great place pool in complex newer tile all appliances included great location.
what the fuck?
first of all, what rental doesn't have appliances? pls bring own fridge and stove, great location?
i sent an email asking where exactly it was located, how much rent was, when the move in date was and does it have carpet (i won't live in a place with carpet. do you know what is IN carpet? i'd rather have plain concrete or even asphault. even gravel would be better than carpet,)

I got back: yes it has carpet.

that's it. yes it has carpet.
and then to top it off, all the rest of the listings i could find today had generic pictures of the pool or the courtyard by the condo. i don't give a fuck about the outside view of the hedge by the pool for fucks sake, i want to see the actual place in which i might be living, like inside the kitchen and the bedroom for example. why even waste my time with a picture of the railing outside the complex and no other pictures?! is it just me or is everyone annoying on purpose?

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