dear vin diesel,

fuck you for making The Pacifier.

sincerely,

dee

it's my birthday...

and i have perfect boobs.

dear victoria beckham,

you should probably take the over-the-shoulder-ass-shot out of the rotation because it's making me throw up a little in my mouth...

seriously, if you are so skinny that your stomach ate your ass just to keep you alive, you should avoid being filmed from behind.


(but thanks for making me feel better about my ass, victoria.)