Why? Cuz fuck 'em, that's why.

here's a little something for the who cares girl:

dear everyone,

DO NOT rap along with the lyrics of ANY hop-hop song. ever. i know it makes you feel cool, but trust me, it makes you look like a 12 year old wanksta.
Sincerely,
dee

now we know what cameron diaz got for christmas

i'm sure everyone has seen this SNL clip by now, but i missed it because i smoked some crazy ass knockout weed and was in bed by 9PM that night.

step up, hova

Jay-Z, where the fuck were you when Beyonce put on this retarded mermaid costume? You have millions of dollars, assistants for every aspect of you life and you even have your own damn chicken cook that you drag out to restaurants with you to make buffalo wings. so why can't you manage an appropriate handler for your girlfriend?

Seriously, it's bad enough that she matched her eye shadow to her dress, which is a cardinal sin in my book (unless you are dolly parton, in which case you go on, girl!) But to match her eyeshadow to a dress that looks like a freakish scaly wedding cake is beyond bad fashion sense, it's just obscene.

Jay-Z is a good person on the inside, i'm sure. He cares about helping people and the saving the planet. He went to Africa and tried to help some schoolkids and their families get clean water in their community, which was nice of him. But if he really wants to save the world, he should focus on issues closer to home...namely, reining in his girlfriend and making the world a better place one outfit at a time.