if this isn't coke face

i don't know what is.

oh yeah, and this:

yesterday i pulled out a package of frozen buffalo from the buffalo my dad shot so that it could defrost for dinner tonight. (yes, my dad shot a buffalo with a 6 foot rifle that he made from scratch with his bare hands. i couldn't make this shit up. my dad could definitely kick your dad's ass. seriously.)

anyway, we cooked buffalo burgers tonight and they seemed kind of weird and sausagey and that's because they actually were sausage. which means that i ate a 1/3 lb sausage patty for dinner tonight fulfilling my sausage needs for at least the next 27 years. because that's how i roll. and the moral of the story is not that you should check what's coming out of the freezer, it's that yes, sausage is a sneaky little fucker and it will make you eat a whole burger of it if you let it.

here are some things that happened this week.

first of all, i found a FUCKING SCORPION in my FUCKING KITCHEN which means i moving away immediately, fuck this desert shit. I have said since day one that i will live here on a scorpion dependent basis which means that the minute a greasy hairy shiny-ass scorpion shows up in this piece i am OUT and that has happened so here i go. peaaaace.

number two, i quit one of my jobs today. fuck yeah, quitting. it feels soooooo good. i have big things coming up, major huge crazy things that are almost happening even now.

three, i found this fucking picture on someone else's blog and i stole that shit immediately because it is so funny i sent it to 34 people.
if that doesn't make you laugh out loud you have lost the will to live. unless you aren't laughing because you have already seen this and it's old news and i am behind the times. well whatever that is what happens when you work 984750324987 jobs you get a little behind the times, okay?